The Amazing Adventures of a Marginally Successful Musician

For the first time ever, the book is available as an audiobook, narrated by the author.

I’ve spent 45 years in music as a singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, producer, manager, teacher and all-around good guy.

Will this book teach you to become a better musician? Keep a band going? Monetize your talent?


This is a lot more than a how-to guide, though. A lot more.

I poke fun at musicians, including ones you’ve probably heard of. I poke fun at the audience. And mostly, I poke fun at myself.

I also tell real-life horror stories, followed by tales about the most rewarding experiences of my life.

  • Like when my sound man got arrested in front of the club 15 minutes before showtime
  • Or the time I drove 100 miles to a gig, only to get there and find out I had forgotten my bass
  • And wait until you hear about the phone call that changed my life at the age of 56

I’m not going to show you how to be a rockstar, write hit songs or make millions of dollars.

I do something way better: I share my secrets for enjoying a life in music while making money from it.

Whether you want to be a musician for real or as a spectator, this is the book for you.

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